The origin of Hobb means the Devil, but no one could meet a nicer, kinder gentleman; he has even become multi-lingual so that he can say sorry in 10 different languages. He has also killed and mutilated ten opposition players since being given the freedom of captaincy. |
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When he emigrated from Catford to Bromley. |
Has been appointed captain to make sure that disorder prevails. |
Tubby; but no one has told him yet. |
Stamp collecting, train spotting, origami and killing donkeys. |
Articulating personal, wounding insults with a 100% usage of profanity. |
Being called a "fat pig" by a Dutchman. |
Laughing at a Dutchman. |
Suckling Pig |
To be globally disliked |
Bambi (especially the bit where his mother gets killed) |