A fully committed player except when you want the teas made. Noticeable by his swagger, sunglasses and comedy appeal. Takes surprisingly few wickets for a "strike" bowler but has scored a few useful runs when borrowing Denzil's bat. |
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Anyone that would have him |
All rounder of dubious repute. |
Spindles - due to his pins resembling table legs. |
Playing himself in for the whole of his innings. Using up all the hot water. |
To remain "not out" all season. |
Being caught with his ears bandaged....Mmmmmm |